And she wasn’t kidding eitherCause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddockI’d ever seen come down the pikeHe was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said“Listen, shrimp, don’t you come trollin’ around here”What a crabThis guy was steamedI could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said“A-balone, you’re just being shellfish”Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punchI catch him with a left hookHe eels overIt was a fluke but there he wasLying on the deck, flat as a mackerelKelpless
I said “Forget the cods GilThis guy’s gonna need a sturgeon”Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriendShe came over to me, she said“Hey, big boy, you’re really a game fishWhat’s your name”I said “Marlin”— Kip Addotta
Brian Fink over 11 years ago
@Simpson, yeah but only one panel for the lead-in to the pun? Pastis has been framed…
@Brian, wouldnt Pastis be AT the beer amusement park? He might be the drunk in the castle?
featherweight over 11 years ago
Fantastic!
TheWildSow over 11 years ago
And she wasn’t kidding eitherCause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddockI’d ever seen come down the pikeHe was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said“Listen, shrimp, don’t you come trollin’ around here”What a crabThis guy was steamedI could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said“A-balone, you’re just being shellfish”Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punchI catch him with a left hookHe eels overIt was a fluke but there he wasLying on the deck, flat as a mackerelKelpless
I said “Forget the cods GilThis guy’s gonna need a sturgeon”Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriendShe came over to me, she said“Hey, big boy, you’re really a game fishWhat’s your name”I said “Marlin”— Kip Addotta
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 11 years ago
love it!
finale over 11 years ago
Just because he cod?
Bargrove over 11 years ago
Rather fishy, but upscale.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
“Pearls” are everywhere.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
BTW, is that just his tail in the first panel?
DJGravityX over 11 years ago
I love cross strip puns.
rgcviper almost 6 years ago
Uh-oh. Better prepare for “Punny Pastis”!
Fun one, as my Random comic tonight.