Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 12, 2013

It’s in transit…

The toilet isn’t leaking but the dog needs to.

I used to take our dogs to a pond near home. One would stand on the bank, drinking and drinking, with a very determined look in his eye, as if he meant to finish the job. He never did.

You’ve never seen an open bathroom before?

If you want to keep your dog from drinking from the toilet, just keep the seat and lid down.

If you wear your underwear outside your pants you can solve any problem.

So how do you flush a yard?? One foot at a time?? . . . ☺

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