Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2013

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Then later, after he fetches chamois skin, papyrus soap, and buckets of water, and gets it all clean and shiny again….That little cloud will be the first one in prehistory to drift over and rain on a newly washed wheel.

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    jazzmoose  over 11 years ago

    Shouldn’t that wait for the invention of the windshield?

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    One of Red Skeleton’s seagull bits…

    Gertrude: “Have you seen those new sports cars?”Heathclift: “Yeth, I spotted one yethterday.”

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    Just washed?

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    Darryl Heine  over 11 years ago

    1998 Sunday rerun.

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    curmudgeon68  over 11 years ago

    I think you had better go back to school. It seems as though you are being taught garbage by creationists.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    See today’s “Reality Check” and “Strange Brew” for more early wheel jokes.

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    gorbasche2  over 11 years ago

    PTERANODON, Dangit! Pterodactyls didn’t have a crested head, and were the size of pigeons.

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    cheetahqueen  over 11 years ago

    Yum!

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    riley05  over 11 years ago

    “If in fact, there were creatures such as Pterodactyls, they were here with man, just over 7000 years ago and eliminated by the big flood”Home-schooled, right?

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    TIMH  over 11 years ago

    Yeah right. I’ve seen it on the Flintstones and that proves it. Fred and Barney wrote the Bible by the way.

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