Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 27, 2009

I bet you look real cute in the purple ones. So, they allow you to work in the nude? Doesn’t that upset inspectors 1-33?

Nice to meet you. I am inspector # 1. I inspect women who don’t wear underwear. I take pride in my work, which is why I…

‘Scuse me while I go be sick…

How fortunate to have found his dream job.

Many are called. Few are chosen.

Okay, I’ll just say it: YIKES!!

damifino59Pro wrote: (snip) WHERE’S THE UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON ?

Top o the page.. hit my comics… un-check “Frog Applesauce”… and don’t let the screen door… etc etc.

What happened to Toon Monitor?

damifino59 hates Pibgorn, hates Frog Applause, but thinks Mallard Fillmore is brilliant. So sorry to see you go!

Sociologically this is a very interesting strip. This character has a bit of history but we can pretty much infer plenty already from the way he’s behaving here. The issues of sex and indeed hygiene are very embedded in both Western fetishes and government regulatory systems. I found this out - not kidding, it’s a true story - about 3 weeks ago when a Nepali refugee woman ‘lost control of her bowels’ (that’s about as nicely as I can put it) as she ran for the toilet in our multimedia centre. Right-o, we closed it down for a day while we had the room steam-cleaned, meanwhile the inspectors somehow got wind of this (are they recruited on the basis of olfactory accuity?) and were on our door. The tsk-tsk report is coming, and I know it will demand all sorts of facilities and procedures we can’t possibly hope to fund in a non-profit with an annual budget of less than $500,000 and 3 staff members. Can we find a way to live with bleeep without being freaked out? Go on, lick me.

I can’t believe you think this even is marginally humorous—-

Actually, it’s margarinely humorous, Marshall Dillon… but tastes LIKE BUTTER.

I look forward to “Frog Applause” everyday. Teresa does a wonderful job of setting the stage for her readers to let their twisted inner self to be put on full display.

weeksfive wrote: What happened to Toon Monitor? IMO… think (he/she/they) have a boilerplate they cut and paste, dropping in various news-groups comment pages etc… ie: a short life, jumping from group to group… spreading joy….

I’m not familiar with “medical underwear”. What makes it different from granny panties?

oh, toon monitor is alive and well…just try typing the three letter word that rhymes with pass….. you know that horrible, vulgar word that is even in the bible….by all means don’t say or type the word that rhymes with pass…. our children must be protected from this foul stench of humanity….

Who is Toon Monitor?

ffp: You don’t want to know.

Potsy, ToonMonitor is a weirdo who made some borderline stalker comments here about 3-4 weeks ago. Opinion was divided between sending in the commandos and rolling on the floor clutching bellies.

He’s a diesel fitter. When he tries them on, he says, “Diesel fit her.”

It’s nice you care, and pride is so rare these days.