Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 17, 2009

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Include me in the above group. Thanks.

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    ejcapulet  over 15 years ago

    Count me out!

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    Get used to it lad!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I’ve heard of supernumerary nipples in men (wasn’t there a character like that in a James Bond movie?), but does it happen in women?

    (That’s excluding the few very rare cases of multiple breasts, lined down the torso like a dog’s. That’s usually taken care of by plastic surgery.)

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    Hey, so what bozo, we’ve all got issues.

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    coltish1  over 15 years ago

    Hm. I think that’s got to be Dr. Seuss’s kid. But you’d think he’d be drawn with a little more detail.

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  7. Sloop
    sloop  over 15 years ago

    •Carrie Underwood during her “American Idol” audition admitted to have had a third nipple which looked like a mole. •Lily Allen has a third nipple, which she showed freely on television in a 2007 episode of “The Friday Night Project”. •Mark Wahlberg, actor and producer as well as Calvin Klein underwear model and former singer known as Marky Mark, has a third nipple. He famously spoke about it to the press before considering an operation to have it removed, but has since reneged, citing his third nipple as his “prized possession”. •Anne Boleyn, second wife to Henry VIII of England, and mother of Elizabeth I, is said have had a third nipple or even a third breast. This may well have been a slanderous rumor, as in Tudor times these “malformations” were considered to be a sign of the person having been a witch. The circumstances of her marriage to the king, who had divorced his first wife, made her a controversial figure. •In the 1974 James Bond film “The Man With the Golden Gun”, the villain, Francisco Scaramanga, has a third nipple. Bond has Q Department make a fake nipple in order to impersonate Scaramanga. •The film “Mallrats” features a topless psychic who attributes her abilities of precognition to her, albeit fake, third nipple and the topless manipulation of said supernumerary tissue. •Chandler Bing, a character on the television series “Friends”, has a third nipple he calls a “nubbin”. He later has it surgically removed. •In an episode of “The Simpsons”, Bart uses his knowledge of Krusty the Klown’s third nipple to see if Krusty is an impostor.

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    itchybacon  over 15 years ago

    Here’s my nipple: http://tinyurl.com/dl66la

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    Lily Allen’s got a third nipple? This I must investigate further.

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    You’re the guru of nipples my friend. All hale sloop!

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Nobody wants to touch something you insist they do; just make it off limits and people will be begging for a nip slip.

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