Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 16, 2013

My mom always said that cream and sugar are for people who don’t like coffee.I take my coffee like my women… Plain.

Too soon.

I was in the Navy. When it comes to coffee my co-workers are afraid to ask. That’s how I like my coffee.

I envy people who can drink their coffee black; less calories and hassle.

I never acquired the taste for coffee, so I get my caffeine fix from fake drinks like Coke Zero and Diet Dr. Pepper.

Black coffee proves that you can develop a taste for anything. Even beer.

“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong…with a spoon in them.”

― Eddie Izzard, Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

When people ask me what I want in my coffee, I simply say, “my lips”.

I like hot chocolate.I make it with hot coffee.No marshmallows.

I like my women like my coffee… sweet and eye-opening.