Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 28, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: I'm perfecting my new fish-flavored sodas. I'd like you to try this ginger alewife. Satchel: I had one already. I didn't like it. Bucky: You tried fish fizz phase 1, where I just dumped a liquefied fish into seltzer. This batch is the high-tech result of 2 weeks of tests and experiments. Satchel: How is it different now? Bucky: Now I put nine spoons of sugar into each cup. Satchel: Mmm, I think I like sugar!
Superfrog over 11 years ago
Sweet, fizzy and omega 3. You’re a genius, Bucky.
alviebird over 11 years ago
Is Satchel about to start bouncing off the walls?
x_Tech over 11 years ago
Bass-O-Matic
falstaff2 over 11 years ago
There’s something fishy about this cartoon!
falstaff2 over 11 years ago
It must be a sloe finn fizz!
sierraseven over 11 years ago
C’mon, Satch, tell us what you think. Don’t be koi about it.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
it is like the once popular carbonated milk. they thought people like milk, and people like soda. how about putting them together? the same thinking went into that ghost pepper infused vodka(people like spicy stuff, and people like booze, just put them together).
Steven777 over 11 years ago
I Get a Haddock from to much sugar
jjtaylor3 over 11 years ago
And what would Mayor Bloomberg say —
Enoki over 11 years ago
Quit carping Satchel and drink it! The odor alone should make you like it…
Brad Arrington over 11 years ago
Too bad Bucky won’t know the difference. Cat’s can’t taste anything sweet.
Forbin Project over 11 years ago
So Bucky’s smart enough to do product testing on other subjects because he can’t taste sweet. Good for him.
And his fish flavors are no stranger than some already existing soda flavors.
Pepsi White – sold in Japan – yogurt flavored soda
LaObamas – Black Garlic Soda – Switzerland, Hong Kong
Tomato soda – Japan
Unagi Nobori – Surging Eel flavored – Japan
Ramune Soft Drink flavors – Wasabi, Octopus, Corn Potage, Curry, and Kimchee
And let’s not forget some of the bizarre ice cream flavors.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cats can’t taste sugar, it’s a good part of why they’re carniverous and not omniverous.
Vaxdood over 11 years ago
Gotta love Satch’s prehensile ears…
PastPluperfect over 11 years ago
I tried some of Bucky’s mix, but salmon else will have to clean up the mess. I didn’t have time to trout to the bathroom, ’cause I got eely sick. It was truly shark-ing.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
As I said 2 years ago, Satch is rockin’ that bone!
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
The secret forumla for Coke. … Was coke. Forumla has since been watered down.