Eno: Whew. Fang: How was your run? Eno: I did half a mile. Fang: You could probably go farther if you didn't overstuff your cargo shorts with tater tots.
So my friend tells me if I want to impress the chicks at the beach, I should stuff a potato in my speedos. Upon returning I complained to him that all the girls did was point and laugh. He looked down and said, “You have to put it in front!”
comicgos about 11 years ago
Llewellenbruce about 11 years ago
It probably took him three hours to run that far.
edclectic about 11 years ago
Eno was just jogging his appetite.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
He needs ketchup with those.
PICTO about 11 years ago
Tater Tots give me the runs.
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Why, Eno? Why?
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
they keep my hips warm.
TheVernalPool about 11 years ago
what a half-baked idea
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hey, Napoleon, gimme some tater tots!
naturally_easy about 11 years ago
So my friend tells me if I want to impress the chicks at the beach, I should stuff a potato in my speedos. Upon returning I complained to him that all the girls did was point and laugh. He looked down and said, “You have to put it in front!”