Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 05, 2013
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rj: what woudl you fight, verne? a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? verne: 100 duck sized horses.... I figure they're fighting because they don't know any other way of expressing themselves. verne: So I'd teach them how to macrame. rj: they're going to tear you limb from limb. hammy: Angry horseys.
LeslieBark about 11 years ago
Tiny hooves don’t tie knots very well, Verne. You’d have better luck teaching them precision drill team routines. Of course, then you’d have to train 100 little critters (mice? chipmunks? squirrels? … maybe Hammy has cousins) to ride them.
QuiteDragon about 11 years ago
Clearly, you don’t appreciate the social importance and personal fulfillment that can come from a true mastery of macramé.
Linda Pearson about 11 years ago
Ya gotta love that squrril!
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
The first thing they learn is the hangman’s knot. To string up Verne with for even thinking he could get 100 duck size horses to not fight.It is what they were bred for.Chinese Miniature Fighting Horses from the Chang Dynasty.Much more entertaining that those Japanese Bonsai trees. They just sit there looking so smug.
bubbareb about 11 years ago
Is this going somewhere or are tey just trying to irritate us?
danketaz Premium Member about 11 years ago
An absurd hypothetical challange deserves an absurd hypothetical reply
rekam Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just remember that usually “Over the Hedge” means Over The Top!
edclectic about 11 years ago
You can lead a horse to macramé but you can knot make him link.