The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 24, 2013

Go Dale, LOL!!

They don’t have to watch, Bumbling Boob Burl is going to call the numbers out loud! He’s so stupid he would probably use the ones Dale called.

How to open Burl’s safe

And here’s Burl…Opening his car when he forgot his key.

Burl’s brain is in there. Joy has to stash the Twinkies and hoho’ s somewhere that Verl and Dale won’t find them. Unless she writes down the # she won’t remember. Neither will Burl…

They actually SPENT Money on a wall safe? Wonder which wall they sacrificed and which room has the back of the safe protruding out?

A “Fool Proof” safe. And Burl is just the fool to test it..

Burl, write the combination down on paper and put it in the safe so you always have it. Then the other trick is to enter all the numbers but the last one when you close it, then all you need to know is one number.

Burl’s been run over! Tread!

What will they keep in there, maxed out credit cards, Crustwood High diplomas, social security cards?

You want to know what’s in the safe? Well, that’s where they keep the combination. You know. Just to keep it safe. And they’ll know right where it is when they forget the numbers. Uh…. like now.