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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 25, 2013

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Use the farce!

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    photo3d  over 11 years ago

    “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Luke… I am your waiter….

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 11 years ago

    “Your lack of a patio bar disturbs me…..”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “Would you like anything to drink?”

    “I could kill some Yuenglings.”

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The Dockside must be in Boston.

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    SkyFisher  over 11 years ago

    Stupid GPS! You have n0 idera how hard it ia to type in tgees glofs.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    Bud Brigman approves

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    pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago

    “Hi, I’m Darth. I’ll be your Vader this evening.”

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    Would you like to Sith on the patio?

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    saltmine64 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Dang! Stupid spellcheck anyweigh.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    Order a meal of any size. There’s always a bigger fish. (Yeah, I just quoted “The Phantom Menace”; sue me.)

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Waitstaff in Star Wars VII will be required to wear at least 3 pieces of lens flare.

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    John Jackson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Customer: How is your food prepared?Waiter: Grill or grill not; there is no fry.

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    Rachel_E  about 6 years ago

    Good job Darth Vader. XD

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