I hear that the Italian government is going to install a large clock on the side of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. After all… What good is it if you have the inclination but you don’t have the time? Ba-Da-Boom!
I used to tell those type of jokes before I retired from teaching. But come to think of it the students would just look at me with blank expressions just like they did when they looked at one of my quizzes.
I trust you picked all of the lead shotgun pellets out …………..I would hate to see you come down with a case of lesd poisoning or what ever it’s called…………..
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
NO, NO, NO!!!No cooking bunnies!
ghretighoti about 11 years ago
I hear that the Italian government is going to install a large clock on the side of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. After all… What good is it if you have the inclination but you don’t have the time? Ba-Da-Boom!
punmeister about 11 years ago
I thought rabbit punch lines were illegal.
Rzollner about 11 years ago
I used to tell those type of jokes before I retired from teaching. But come to think of it the students would just look at me with blank expressions just like they did when they looked at one of my quizzes.
bbadenov about 11 years ago
Wabbit season!Duck season!
awdunn2484 about 11 years ago
Hank Williams (Sr) recarded the song “I’ve got the money honey if yoy ot the time.” Those were the days of great music!<><me
Dave459 about 11 years ago
I was gonna make Welsh Rarebit, but it got away . . .
HonoBear about 11 years ago
That’s one of the worst puns ever! I love it!
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
MOMMY! MOMMY! THESE PERVERTS JUST COOKED EASTER BUNNY AND NOW THEY ARE GONNA EAT HIM AND HE’S NOT MADE OF CHOCOLATE……..Oh…Ohh…Oh
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
It wouldn’t matter how many or much of spices you add …………………………todays strip is still tasteless……….
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
Why don’t you try something more along your line of expertise……………. say rattlesnake stew?
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
I trust you picked all of the lead shotgun pellets out …………..I would hate to see you come down with a case of lesd poisoning or what ever it’s called…………..
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
Some days, rarely though, Your strip is embarassing to read to little kids with out censorship………….
hippogriff about 11 years ago
TREEINTHEWINDL Rattlesnake? I didn’t see Vickie in that strip, and she is hard to miss.
ChazNCenTex about 11 years ago
Switch to decaf.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Remember that old commercial:“Hey! How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?”“Sure!”“(Sock)!”
punmeister about 11 years ago
I have no idea. You’ll have to ask my brother, THE PUNCHMEISTER.
bmonk about 11 years ago
But I don’t like hare in my stew.