Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 13, 2013

He’d be in trouble if he ever did beat the Fink.

Loosing is better than winning and going to the dungeon. (probably in chains.)

i suggest a new strategy, let the fink win

careful. don’t tempt him to use real guts

If Rodney did win, perhaps just one time the fink might spare him instead of striking him down.

It’s good being king…

so wait, the fink invented bumper bowling?

This might ,in fact ,help my bowling ….but then who would clean the gutters?

“Losing isn’t everything, but winning sucks!”

As we said in the military, “rank has its privileges.”

the first time I bowled I almost beat my ex Jeff and I’d never bowled before great, huh????!!!!!!