Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 25, 2013

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    ratlum  about 11 years ago

    Better if it was people or cow. ???

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    favm  about 11 years ago

    What will Calvin have done had he asked about the ham part?

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    rentier  about 11 years ago

    When I was a child, I had the same thoughts, but I cannot stand it without meat, I don’t need much of it, but one or two times the week I need it. I get weak without it.

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    einarbt  about 11 years ago

    Reference to Soylent Green?

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    margueritem  about 11 years ago

    I guess she should have said ‘yes’ to his question.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Not gross enough

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    Phapada  about 11 years ago

    can not eat a cow too……

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    arye uygur  about 11 years ago

    Calvin’s mother has the ugliest, most disgusted -looking facial expression I have ever seen.

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    cloudy now  about 11 years ago

    Mom seems to know hot to save many a friendship too.

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    bluegirl285  about 11 years ago

    I would LOVE to see Calvin’s reaction if he found out he may be eating pink slime!

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    watmiwori  about 11 years ago

    Among the many things you Don’t Want To Know, the top of the list is what’s in the hotdogyou’re eating. That probably goes for hamburger as well. Still, it’s a bit odd that theCalvin who thrives on stewed duck brains should suddenly go all queasy over a bit of cow…..

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    skrye  about 11 years ago

    He has obviously never had to deal with cows on a long term basis. Hamburger is tasty revenge.

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 11 years ago

    If Calvin’s mother were Bart Simpson, she would be saying, “Don’t have a cow, man!” But, in this case, Calvin is already refusing to have a cow.Of course, if Calvin’s mother were Bart Simpson, Calvin would also have far worse problems.

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Click here: B.C. (September 18, 2003)Click here: Non Sequitur (April 19, 2013)Click here: The Argyle Sweater (November 30, 2006)Click here: Peanuts (August 31, 1951)Click here: Peanuts (May 9, 1955)

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    neatslob Premium Member about 11 years ago

    A kid in junior high once said “I just realized I’m eating a live cow!” I said “No, you’re eating a dead cow.” He said “That’s even worse!” and just ate the bun.

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    Laynegg  about 11 years ago

    Eating cow is normal. Eating ground people from Hamburg would be gross…so Calvin would be all in.

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 11 years ago

    By the way, in the early Peanuts strip above, that’s baby Schroeder with Charlie Brown.

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    Poollady  about 11 years ago

    Mom should’ve said it’s made from ham and boogers. Then he would wolf it down.

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    andersonlai  about 11 years ago

    hotdogs are made of fat, grease and flour

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    linda trigg  about 11 years ago

    Calvin,s mum always looks very angry.

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    sottwell  about 11 years ago

    Get a meat grinder. Buy beef in bulk and grind your own. Only takes about 10 minutes to cut up and grind a chunk of beef.

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    Aaron Saltzer  about 11 years ago

    Calvin’s never satisfied.

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    meihong  about 11 years ago

    He would have eaten the people of Hamburg just fine.

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    dflak  about 11 years ago

    When I was in the military, I was stationed in Japan. I got there a month before my wife did and was eating various types of Japanese food. As long as it did not have eyeballs or tentacles, I’d eat it even though I didn’t always know what I was eating.

    Then my wife joined me and learned how to cook some Japanese meals. It was too late then, I had already gotten used to eating whatever it was and knowing no longer made a difference.

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    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    The truth hurts. xxx

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    klunker rider  about 11 years ago

    You mean Girl Scout Cookies are NOT made from real Girl Scouts? Eeeeeewww !!!!

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    18615  about 11 years ago

    I would love to see Calvin’s response if he knew what hamburgers were really made of

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    Captain Colorado  about 11 years ago

    I remember when I learned that hamburgers were made of cow. It bothered me at the time but I got over it.

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    watmiwori  about 11 years ago

    You Don’t Want To Know!!!

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    mrsdonaldson  about 11 years ago

    Should have served the stewed monkey heads instead

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    ant  about 11 years ago

    Calvin = Dr. Lecter Hannibal?

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    Reppr Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I wonder if Calvin knows where eggs come from?

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    Dijboy  about 11 years ago

    Haha, Calvin is so dramatic.

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    YatInExile  over 6 years ago

    It’s not often I laugh at the first panel.

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