Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 19, 1978

Transcript:

Molly Volley and the World Famous Tennis Pro are standing on the court next to the net where Molly Volley's coat is hanging. She exclaims,"Deuce?! What do you mean, deuce?"<BR><BR> She continues,"You're serving to me!"<BR><BR> She points over the net and says,"You're wrong! The score is thirty-forty! It was love-fifteen after I hit that beautiful crosscourt volley...."<BR><BR> She points to the World Famous Tennis Pro and says,"Then, when my partner hit that miserable backhand into the net, it was fifteen-all!"<BR><BR> She swings her racket and says,"Then I hit that perfect lob right on the baseline to make it fifteen-thirty...."<BR><BR> She gestures to the World Famous Tennis Pro and continues,"Then my partner missed that cold put-away at the net which made it thirty-all!"<BR><BR> She swings her rackket again and exclaims,"Then I hit a topspin backhand just like a bullet right down the line! The score is thirty-forty!"<BR><BR> She grimaces and asks,"We know the score, don't we partner?" The World Famous Tennis Pro sighs.<BR><BR>