Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 21, 2000

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Lucy: Who is the crabbiest of us all? I have a question... Linus: I'm watching TV! Lucy: Do you think I'm crabby? Linus:Of course! You're probably the most crabby person the world has ever known! Lucy: Some people are up one day and down the next... You never know how to take them... You wouldn't want me to be like that, would you? And who can be pleasant all the time? No one can be pleasant all the time... What do you expect of me? Linus: I didn't expect anything from you! Lucy: You're no help at all! Linus: All right, how about this? How about a year's schedule which gives you two hundred pleasant days, one hundred "really up" days, sixty crabby days and five "really down" days? I could live with that, I think... Lucy: Can today be one of the "really down" days? Linus: Sure... Why not? *POW!!* Lucy: This is going to be great... I still have four "really down" days left, and I haven't even touched my sixty crabby days...