FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 23, 2013
Transcript:
Andy: Keep the thermometer under your tongue, Peter. Peter: Mglp. Andy: 103 degrees. I thought you felt a little warm. Peter: I'm sick?! I can't be sick! Not for Thanksgiving! It's the one time of the year when I need strength! Andy: It's a meal. What do you need strength for? Peter: Perhaps you haven't noticed the size of my forkfuls.
Frogman_tg about 11 years ago
He’s actually going to eat extra-large forkfuls of tofu turkey???
Harry Grapjas about 11 years ago
@Frogman_tgNo, the new type of artificial meat, made from lupine.
Dr_Fogg about 11 years ago
I hate being sick at Thanksgiving too. It’s happened a few times in my life… NOT FUN
kab2rb about 11 years ago
For our family when my children was small, I may write this when Christmas time comes. Our son was in Big K and I got word through the school Chicken Pox was going around. My poor son did get the Chicken Pox, home for a week, what was worse each child in his class gets to bring a special doll home for a week, he finally made it back to Big K was happy to bring his doll home, then Christmas time came and on Christmas day he got very sick with stomach sick. Wished we stayed home. His sister being exposed had to stay home as being exposed to Chicken Pox, which she did get two weeks later. She was so excited she told her grandma she has chicken pox.
Zarus about 11 years ago
You guys forget, Thanksgiving is one of the few times Andy makes meat like turkey, as she’s big on old school things like tradition. Now if she stop doing things like thinking thesauruses are good Christmas presents.
Doctor11 about 11 years ago
Being sick during the holidays is never fun, and I know from personal experience.
Poollady about 11 years ago
It’s not the size of the forkfuls, it HOW MANY forkfuls!
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
Aha, I remembered correctly that this arc came next! Incidentally, my family will postpone our Thanksgiving, but not for reasons of health.
rgcviper about 11 years ago
“MGLRP” … love it.