Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 11, 2013

Are you talking about doggie land?

Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never let us forget this fact.Besides, all cats go to heaven (okay, the Heaviside Layer in the musical, but it’s the same thing). …Cats are mostly evil, but they will go anywhere they want. We all know this.

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein

and also..“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

I’m safe, my cats will vouch for me!

Place I will stay the heck out of.

No offense to lovers of cats (though I question your sanity), but given the choice of a cat for a boss or a dog for a friend, I much prefer the dog. I also much prefer the old small enlarge button that used to be on the bottom of the strips than the huge magnifying glass that crops up willy-nilly in the middle now.

Now we know why the Pope’s CATholic!

LECTERN

Me too. I don’t want to go where the cats went (I don’t think it’s “heaven”).

DOGS JUST RULE!!!

Dang, for once I did something right…

BTW, ALL cats have halos if you look closely….

I like cats just fine, but I imagine cat heaven would be unpleasant for humans.

Well the Bible didn’t cover as much as he thought it did. Oops!

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No,no,no,people, that’s only the gate-keeper who works for the “Big Dog”.

Now if only he had remembered to bring that ball of yarn.

The other gate is run by dogs and is free to get in. This one is the fee line.

so dat’s da cat’s paw?…….

they destroyed all my belongings…but I really did love the little SOBs

Just think of the fleas!!!

I KNEW IT!!!! Cats Rule!

I don’t mind cats. I’d just rather not be owned by one.

He didn’t end up in heaven… And, it gets worse, Catbert runs personnel where he gets sent next…

Well I’m safe! : )

… I thought DOG spelled backwards was…. oh, never mind… I’ll treat my cat with more respect!

Cat heaven: the universe’s largest ball of yarn.

There has to be doors in cat heaven. They wouldn’t be happy until they are on one side, complaining to get on the other.

One of our cats used to come in with us through the front door and immediately go to the back door to be let out. Why go around the house when you can complain to the bipeds until one of them lets you back out?

Liking both the cat % dog. One keeps the feet warm, brings toys and entertains with his silliness. The other warms the lap, brings gifts of fresh kills and entertains with a different kind of silliness..So pack doggie treats in one pocket and a tin of tuna in the other. Then ask if someone wants their ears scratched.

I don’t know why he should be surprised given St. Paw and the Cat-holic church.

Let me set things straight..Cats are really very loyal, they just want to be treated equally….That’s what some humans don’t like about them………Dogs are content to be subservient….Not cats…..First of all, cats are business mammals, they understand the trade off of “You keep critters away, and I’ll feed you the good stuff”….And it’s hard to put something over on a cat…Dogs? Pretend to throw a ball 5 times and watch what what a dog does, compared to cat…Cay: “You want he ball so bad you go get it”…I can’t find anything wrong with that. Sounds like me…I respect that…

In ancient Egypt cats were revered ….and I am sorry but I want to go where dogs go.

Cats are misunderstood. I used to prefer dogs until I got to know what cats are really like. Now, I love both, and I would be happy to go to a Heaven full of them. More so than one filled with people who think that they get a free pass to go in, no matter how they have acted in their lifetime.

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” —Will Rogers (Snopes.com)

St Thomas?

My I guess I am in trouble !!!!!!! 8^(