Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 03, 1999
Transcript:
Cathy: I never really recovered from finding out that my favorite chinese chicken salad has 900 calories. Charlene: Me either. Cathy: Intellectually I'm over it, but emotionally I'll never be the same. Charlene: It has "salad" in the name! We were ALL wronged! Cathy: And it came right on the heels of the 400-calorie mocha latte revelation! Charlene: It's coffee! Coffee is supposed to have ZERO! Cathy: How much of my rear end do I owe to the "fat-free" 550-calorie raisin bran muffin phenomenon, that's what I want to know. We deprived ourselves! We suffered! And for WHAT?? Charlene: We might as well have been having cheeseburgers, shakes and donuts! Cathy: We were duped! We were had!! Charlene: We were fed a fattening pack of lies! Cathy: Food betrayal. Charlene: Is there anything left that we can still pretend we don't know about?