Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2013

They’ll take your death ray and hold it to ransom for your lunch money.

Bullies make take your lunch money, Max, but the teacher, principal and the school board will take your death ray. Even if it’s just a prop, they’ll still take it away.

That’s some serious “heat” Max is packing.

Danger!! Death ray. It will make you bop-ba-da-da-da-da.

Nice try max, nice try phoebe. also who are Sara and Declon? Well if Dakota’s not above Phoebe she won’t be upstaging her unicorn. Wow my fan theories die petty fast around here.

I love Phoebe’s expression in panel 3. Great job Dana! It’s prefect! The rounding of eyes, the shape of iris and pupils, the subtle leaning back and away . . .

Gorgeous and fantastic!

Phoebe’s so casual about it…“Unicorn, again.” No biggie.

Here a plan, keep a record of known bullies in school and if they’re suspected of any incidents/bullying and if caught, shame them in front of the entire school for a week and have the other kids in the school throw produce/eggs at them on the first day of punishment than fallowed by cleaning up the school trash.

“Ha got the drop on you with my disintegration gun. And brother when it disintegrates it disintegrates.” pulls trigger “Oh look, it disintegrated.” (Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half century)

Good idea Max.

also an other it’ll never happen idea. What if Max got sent to consoling for bringing a gun to school and on the same day Sue ended up at the same office for bringing a knife to school and they met each other?

That kid’s about to be expelled…at least in today’s out of control PC school world.

He’ll be expelled not because he has a gun, but because he knows what a gun is and maybe how to use it. School administrators have been trying to punish any gun associations out of kids, such as having bringing green army men to school (they have very tiny guns), or drawing guns (kid must have violent tendencies), or even being deaf and having an American Sign Language name that looks like Sarah Palin going “pew! pew! pew!”. I’m not kidding on those.

“If Death Rays are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Death Rays.”

http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/addams.htm(Classic Charles Addams cartoon)

I’m sorry I checked in on the comments today.What a bunch of fertilizer.By both sides.