Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 24, 2013

Looks like they crashed into barn 51.

I think it was Norm Crosby who years ago wrote this. It’s supposed to have been said by a little kid missing his front teeth. Anybody remember it?.I seen one’a them flyin’ thaucthers,Ever’thin’ they thay in the paper’s true.I seen one’a them flyin’ thaucthers –I’m scared’a them things, ain’t you?

The little boy who cried “sigmoidoscope”.

misjudged his loft

Great Idea! Let me get my sawzall.

Seeking out intelligent life forms.

Black paint on red

Alien airconditioning

You might want to go have a “look-see”, Dad.

I wonder if his insurance will cover that?