Garfield by Jim Davis for November 30, 2013

I was planning to eat an ostrich burger at Fuddruckers a few weeks ago as depicted on the menu, but it wasn’t really on the menu. Had salmon instead.

Who told you people were herbivores?

Most human beings, for most of human history, have been omnivores eating meat, fruits, vegetables, nuts, berries, fish etc… etc… etc.. and occasionally each other.

Dang it, Garfield! Neither have I, but I’d never thought of it before. Now I’m craving pelican! :-P

On the upside, Garfield, you’ve also never been eaten by a Pelican.

@doffyYou made me laugh when you said “and occasionally each other”.

once you do eat a pelican it really doesn’t taste very good anyways

I’ll just settle for a steak, med-well, and a baked potato

I’ll bet you’ve never had shark either Garfield. It’s always best when you catch it yourself.

People are omnivores.they eat both plants and animals. What I want ask, though, is why people using animals for food is murder, but animals can eat each other and its “natural”? What would you have humans do? All starve? You know that plants are alive as well. How can we eat them? Wouldn’t that be unfair? It’s annoying to me. People don’t want animals used for food because they think they’re cute. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to go around killing animals, but it is all part of nature.

I would imagine pelican taste like salty chicken.Please let me know if it does Garf.

Garfield isn’t the only one who looks depressed.

Jon has a face as long as a fiddle.

xxx

Try The Pelican Beef. I hear Denzel and Julia eat it all the time.

I’ve seen a pelican eat a pigeon!

What a wondrous bird is the pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can.He can hold in his beak enough food for a week,and I wonder how in the hell he can.

There used to be a restaurant not far from here where one could buy kangaroo as well as ostrich.

Garf never ate a pelican?..The hellican..If he tried a puma from Yuma..wella tossup as to who..will eat who..Where Garfs bodies lies..under Arizona skies we shant knowBecause..the puma had no sense of huma..

What about a monkey?

why has Jon been frowning lately?!!!!!!..what’s with him???!!!!!!

Correct.