WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 09, 2013

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    Aaron Saltzer  about 11 years ago

    You’re not content until you’ve accepted Jesus Christ into your life.

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    Aaron Saltzer  about 11 years ago

    Silently unhappy does no one good. That’s how suicide occurs.

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    Tom Falco  about 11 years ago

    That is scary.

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    katina.cooper  about 11 years ago

    Yeah, but she has more money than you will ever have and is taking her private airplane to Hawaii in the morning, without Miss Pigtail.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Oh it gets worse: “You lose your high-paying job. You’re forced to take a job stocking shelves at Wal-mart just to put food on the table. They repossess your car. You have an emotional breakdown on the bus while hauling your groceries home in a granny cart. The police put you in the state mental hospital where you hang yourself with a bed sheet on the top hinge of the door. An autopsy is required anytime someone dies in the care of the state, and the medical examiner is a necrophiliac.”

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