Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 11, 2013

So is John shaking his head no to indicate he’s already in shape? Or is he indicating he refuses to get in shape?

GIl embarassed about his robot left hand, he’s trying to cover it up in P1. I feel sorry for the player Pascoe has in a headlock,

Is that supposed to be a trophy in P1 or did one of Gil’s kids glue a baseball to a flashlight? Oh, wait…

I’m surprised after seeing the head shake in P3 that Chip doesn’t say, “oh, you played defensive end at your old school and had 15 sacks huh?”

It’s life-size Pascoe bobble-head night at Milford Stadium tonight!

head shake. yes that makes sense. At first it seemed Pascoe was just thinking about his tic tac toe strategy. maybe tomorrow his thoughts will come out as ‘dot dot dash’.

Darn, I was hoping Big John’s first words would have been something profound, like … “Dude, where’s your other arm?”

“Let’s not get too excited…you know he’s 24 years old. And is that my cup?!”

Let’s start with some one-armed push-ups!

In all reality, Big John is controlled by Angie and Tip and Gil will be unable to stop him when he is unleased by Angie and Tip.

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!

I’m surprised the Valley Conference doesn’t conduct an investigation of MHS…they ALWAYS have new players "join in the middle of the season. Sounds fishy. OH, I forgot…The Gilfather is “commissioner” of the Valley and has been known to exact violent justice when anyone questions his rule.

John looks like he wants to kick the crap out of the one armed man.

Apparently John won’t be the signal caller…

His first words should be: mmmm,,,,, Juicy Fruit.