Monty by Jim Meddick for April 11, 2001

Transcript:

"Since I was assigned "window treatments" I need to reclaim my manhood by hanging out with the really tough people who smoke on the loading docks." "The house depot" "Wanna smoke?" "Naw. I don't smoke, but I picked up a little somethin' from the coffee cart..." "What are those?...sugar substitutes?" "Saccharin. Some people still think it causes cancer, but I don't give a !#@#."