Monty by Jim Meddick for August 31, 2001
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?Ok, Mr. Pi, I?ve had enough of being small?? ?I?ll reverse the polarity of the quantum miniaturizer?? ?zzzz? ?How do you feel?? ?Umm?? ?Well, my pants feel a but tight around my stomach and backside?? ?Can you minaturize those areas just a tad?? ?No?for that you need a quantum liposuctioner.?