Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 31, 2003

Transcript:

"RJ's 2003 RESOLUTION ABSOLUTIONS. 100th customer gets a free OVEN MITT!!!" "I resolved to become more outgoing.. to once and for all come out of my shell." "Not again." "I was wearing a thong." "Stop... please." "...Until it got snagged on a rose bush and was carried off by an errant breeze whilst I was practicing the bossa nova on the Cox's deck." "You are NOT absolved." "I'm pretty sure Mrs. Cox is still screaming."