Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 12, 2010

Even fishnet stockings & stiletto heels don’t help my imagination, sorry.

That is an ugly dress

How ‘bout a birka? Or is it burka? Or burqa? Or muumuu? Or muu muu?

i’ve told you before…..i can’t drink enough to make that look good!

Yes, I can see it. Replace the shoes and socks with a nice pair of medium heels in a matching shade of orange. Very nice!

I am impressed! You not only got him to go shopping with you, but he’s also holding your purse.

LuvH8 said, 3 minutes ago

Yes, I can see it. Replace the shoes and socks with a nice pair of medium heels in a matching shade of orange. Very nice!

And top it all off with a full length refrigerator box

rac0308 I must have been adding on the last line as you were reading my comment. It’s always a pleasure to see your avatar.

What color refrigerator box would you suggest?

Clown shoes would definite set that off.

Sure, I can see that, but it still would make your butt look big.

Imagine it with the right shoes? I can’t imagine it with the left shoes!

Imagine how it would look with the right WOMAN. Say, Megan Fox. It’d still be a bad dress, but who cares?

The right shoes to go with THAT could only make things worse.

Quick, say it makes her look fat!