Ginger Meggs by Jason Chatfield for February 12, 2010

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    svspatel  over 14 years ago

    agreed. I hate those places.

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    The Old Wolf  over 14 years ago

    Q: What’s the plural of yenta? A: hadassah

    Translation into Mormon-speak:

    Q: What’s the plural of gossip? A: Relief Society

    With no disrespect intended to members of either community…

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    If you use the club to sweep the room with a glance, your housework might leave the house messier than you started.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    the bit about the herd and cows was old abbott and costello routine dating back to their radio days

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 14 years ago

    Tell me something, The Old Wolf. Are you of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? I thought I was the only one here!

    Let’s see if this one works.

    Q: What do you call Tom Hanks among trees? A: For(r)est.

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    POPPA1956  over 14 years ago

    Do you call them “Duly Elected Officials?,” “a Senate,” or “Both houses?” I can’t remember.

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