Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 24, 2010
Transcript:
Mort says, "Can we take your van to Arizona to protest the immigration law?" Randy says, "Conflicted." Mort says, "You support this despicable law?!" Randy says, "It's like this: More immigrants means more competition for chicks." Randy says, "Latin men are handsome. So if we create a mean and hostile place for immigrants and drive them away, my odds get better." Mort says, "Doubly despicable!!" Randy says, "Immigration policy is tricky stuff."