Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 27, 2010
Transcript:
Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his caf? cohorts to roadtrip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks." Rudy says, "I've had three lattes, and programmed the Phoenix hooters into the GPS." Rudy says, "Y'all go to sleep in back, and when you wake up, we'll be getting our mojo on." Mort says, "And protesting bigoted policies!" Rudy says, "And watered-down drinks." Randy says, "How dare they serve that cheap stuff!" Mortkey says, "Must have banana daiquiris."