Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 06, 2004

Transcript:

To recap our plot: A Starbucks suddenly sprung from the ground inside the local cafe where our humble feature takes place Chaos ensued. To compete, the cafe changed the name of its large coffee to Grande extra tall, but survival seemed hopeless A hero, or heroine was needed. But who could stand defiant against such a deviant overwhelming threat (and possibly addictive peppermint lattes)? "I turn chain stores to chop suey." To be continued