Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 27, 2004
July 26, 2004
July 28, 2004
Transcript:
Dark Truths Revealed. "Technically, my mom started World War I." "The year was 1914. Mom was Archduke Ferdinand's mistress. They went to the annual Serb-Austria-Hungary picnic." PICNIC "Hey Serbs - this BBQ chicken you brought is bone dry!" "Europe a powder keg, and your mom taunts the Serbs." "A bullet meant for Mom killed Archduke Ferdinand."