Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 23, 2005
Transcript:
Yeterday, a patron came into our humble cafe, ate lunch and then took a nap. This coincides with research that shows that people love naps. To that end, we'd like to give our readers a chance to kick back and relax. No time like the present. So sleep well. "Get up slacker!" We, on the other hand, derive great joy from waking people.