Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 17, 2006

Transcript:

"Where's Uncle Mort?" "In bed, sick." "He's been gloating all week about President Bush's falling popularity and he got chest pains." "I sequestered the old liberal coot in bed and told him to sleep it off." "Oh no, not in bed." "Fox News Alert: Laura Bush is pretty." "Chest... hurts..."