Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 10, 2009
Transcript:
Jessica says, "Barkeep, I need to bend an ear." Rudy says, "Jessica Simpson?" Jessica says, "I'm not an idiot. I know that my success is predicated on my looks. I know I've got to stay thin." Jessica says, "People don't love me for my singing. They love me for my whole package. I know that. It's just that..." Jessica says, "For six years I've been craving a slice of bread!" Rudy says, "I can't enable."