Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 17, 2009

Transcript:

Rudy says, "Why do chicks dig vampires?" Darlene says, "They're forbidden, immortal." Darlene says, "They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing widsom and senuality." Darlene says, "And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn, you can burn them to death with sunlight!" Rudy says, "Yikes." Darlene says, "They can get housework done while I sleep."