Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 07, 2009
October 06, 2009
October 08, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "Sir, do you claim your new vitamin water has negative calories?" Armstrong says, "Weight loss guaranteed. Want some?" Man says, "Just an explanation of how it works." Armstrong says, "You drink it, you lose weight. Simple." Armstrong says, "Also, you have to drink it while jogging or exercising vigorously for at least 30 minutes." Man says, "Does it work for regulators from the federal trade commission?" Armstrong thinks, "Run away."