Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 25, 2009
Transcript:
Mort says, "For years you've been having clandestine arguments with Beetle Bailey, Dagwood, Hagar, Mike Doonesbury?!" Sadie says, "Howd you find out?" Mort says, "How?! You wanted to get caught! I found your exchanges just lying there!" Mort says, "Dozens of long-form letters. Heartbreaking exchanges where you argue with them with the very passion I thought belonged only to us!" Mort says, "'Dear Mike, you're a lousy @#$% dirtbag. I loathe you more than Mort!'" Sadie says, "I needed a connection."