The Barn by Ralph Hagen for October 13, 2013

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    Linda1259  about 11 years ago

    " If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince. My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz. I’d command each thing, be it fish or fowl. With a woof and a woof and a royal growl – woof. As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel. And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow. And the sparrow would take wing – If I – If I – were King! Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me. Though my tail would lash, I would show compash For every underling! If I – If I – were King! Just King! Monarch of all I survey - Mo-na-a-a—a-arch Of all I survey!"

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 11 years ago

    If I were the King of the world,Tell you what I’d do,I’d throw away the cars and the bars and the wars,Make sweet love to you……

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    TheVernalPool  about 11 years ago

    It’s good to be king, if just for a whileTo be there in velvet, yeah, to give ‘em a smileIt’s good to get high and never come downIt’s good to be king of your own little town

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    GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Well I’m glad you’re not king, Rory, ’cause I eat everything but beef.

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    xpurplezebra  about 11 years ago

    Stan is more than just a Baron of beef?

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    Jkiss  about 11 years ago

    But in the fast food industry, only 45% of what you eat is beef. The rest is filler and ???? I can’t even think about it…..No worries Stan, sheep don’t lead…..they follow.

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    Jkiss  about 11 years ago

    If I were king of the world, the left lane would be all mine and I’d always be on time.

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