Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 30, 2013
Transcript:
Ned: Hey Victoria...I'm with my brother, Bob, and he doesn't think you exist because he's never seen you in person... aw dang...it dropped. Bob: How convenient. Ned: Ok, I'll redial and put it on speaker. Phone: Fantasy friends hotline...how may I direct your call? Voice from phone: AAARRGH!! Victoria: Ok, that was bad but he knows I can't resist an opportunity like that.
Downundergirl about 11 years ago
Mwwwwahahahahahaha! I LOVE this lady! That was just so evil. You wouldn’t think someone in such pink fluffy slippers could be that wicked!
Alms4Thorby about 11 years ago
If all women were that evil….. Oh….. right.
seyleigh about 11 years ago
Early April Fool!
Varnes about 11 years ago
Yeah, Victoria’s cool……
Salinasong about 11 years ago
I shudder to think of Victoria and Danae being in cahoots!
cdward about 11 years ago
That’s what makes this couple so wonderful. Her wickedness is playful and intelligent; a perfect mix of his two daughters.
keenanthelibrarian about 11 years ago
If she knows he can’t resist, why did 1. he do it? 2. she do it?
Aaberon about 11 years ago
I have a dear friend liker her: I aspire to be that good…
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
Remind me why Victoria doesn’t spend much time with him?
Enoki about 11 years ago
Or gives them…
sarah413 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Manti Te’o on line 2.
dwagon55 about 11 years ago
lol, I “occasionally” answer the phone: “Cassini house of pain, – what’s your pleasure?”
AMarsh1 about 11 years ago
Oh, she is a keeper! When someone throws you a softball like, that you have to hit it.
Linguist about 11 years ago
I love it ! That would be something my enovia ( fiancee ) would do – if she spoke English. You have to love a woman with a wicked sense of humor.
dabugger about 11 years ago
Just kidding??
Defective Premium Member about 11 years ago
Ok, that was vicious and cruel. And it actually made me laugh. What does that say about me, or people in general? They really do like seeing the suffering of others? I hate myself.
jdthird about 11 years ago
This strip has to be one of my favorites he ever did for this series.
milania about 11 years ago
Love her!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 11 years ago
Victoria is a keeper!
marvee about 11 years ago
Why haven’t we seen Victoria for a while? Does she live in another city?@Salinasong, That would be terrible, but I think someone like Victoria can keep Danae under control and guide her. Though that might not get any laughs.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
Oh, come on.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
She can give those lessons
AndGar about 11 years ago
That’s funny!!!
paullp Premium Member about 11 years ago
Gotta love a woman with a sense of humor!
dflak about 11 years ago
Caller ID takes the fun out of answering the phone with smart-@$$ed messages.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 11 years ago
I still miss Brenda.
FresnoDude about 11 years ago
Maybe Brenda could be matched with Bob? Or, maybe not.
Alan Steenhouwer about 11 years ago
I think I’m in love.
Linguist about 11 years ago
Been there and definitely done that !
Doublejake about 11 years ago
Yup, she’s definitely Roslyn to Danae’s inner Calvin.
Doublejake about 11 years ago
Yup, she’s definitely Roslyn to Danae’s inner Calvin.
Ernest Lemmingway about 11 years ago
How will meeting Victoria in person affect Bob? Will his skepticism be shaken to the point he believes anything? Or will be continue to insist that Joe doesn’t have a girlfriend and try to justify things within his own limited world view?
Corey Cohen about 11 years ago
That was a great one!
westny77 about 11 years ago
I had no idea he was your brother. I thought he was your coworker. Also why hasn’t his brother met his girlfriend.This must be the mother of his two daughters.
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
Victoria is going to fit in nicely with the msfits of this family.