Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 17, 2013

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 11 years ago

    I have couple unsent emails like that to my boss.

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    ratlum  almost 11 years ago

    By all means send it.you might as well get him angry at you also.

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    favm  almost 11 years ago

    I never got what I really wanted either. Of course, as I grew up I learned why.

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    bluskies  almost 11 years ago

    Kid, you’ll shoot your eye out.

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    rentier  almost 11 years ago

    Not be vindictiv, dear Santa!!

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    rentier  almost 11 years ago

    I am thankful with makeing happy all my relations and friends, when I have enough to give presents to them!

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    Phapada  almost 11 years ago

    maybe Santa be colder…

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    cloudy now  almost 11 years ago

    Dear Calvin,

    Every year I ask you to be a good son, student and friend. And every year you callously ignore it and do whatever you want. What’s the deal? Have you wigged out? Or are you just a vindictive, twisted kid bent on destroying your parents’, teacher’s and friends’ life?

    Santa

    PS. It felt good to write it.

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    rpmurray  almost 11 years ago

    I’m thinking this is just proof that Santa does have a list and he does check it twice. And he really does know who’s on the top of the Naughty list.

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    Aaberon  almost 11 years ago

    “Facebook Santa” – I never thought of that! I could have a very entertaining lunch break today.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I guess Santa knows that if he left Calvin coal Calvin would find ways of using it.So useless junk is the next best thing.

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    KEA  almost 11 years ago

    Supposedly, Abraham Lincoln would do this a lot – write a nasty letter, carry it for a while and then destroy it.

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    rshive  almost 11 years ago

    Times change. But people, not so much.

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    JoeyCooler777  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve come to believe that telling children about Santa Claus is a terrible idea. I mean you get a kid to believe in something magical and good and then as they grow up they come to realize its all a lie. That’s not a good way to develop a trusting soul, and especially for Christian folk. They want their child to believe in God, but convince them of Santa? Again, bah humbug to American Consumerism. That’s all Christmas is about nowadays

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    Opus Croakus  almost 11 years ago

    Probably a flamethrower. Can’t blame Santa for bringing him socks instead.

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    sonnygreen  almost 11 years ago

    I can’t get over the facial expressions Bill brings to life. The difference between panels 2 & 3, mean, nasty, arrogant and panel 4, calm, thoughtful, considerate, innocent boy. Bill is definitely the master of the pen.

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    Aaron Saltzer  almost 11 years ago

    That’s Calvin for you. Haha

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    AndGar  almost 11 years ago

    Cathartic.

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    I agree with Hobbes, Calvin.

    But I have to admit the letters are hilarious!

    xxx

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Well, that’s what happens when you ask for things like grenade launchers and flame throwers, etc…

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    boogshine  almost 11 years ago

    Hmmm…Calvin is of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” school with Santa as an elf.

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    rickray777  almost 11 years ago

    As far as I recall: Calvin wants a complete arsenal of nuclear bombs, nuclear submarines with which to launch them, hand grenades and grenade launchers, his very own bomber plane that he can fly as he pleases (plus unlimited bombs to drop), etc. etc.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    However if all Calvin gets are ‘practical things’ it can’t be a lot of fun for him.

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    rgcviper  almost 11 years ago

    But, Calvin’s not bitter, is he?

    He still has quite the impressive vocabulary, though.

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