Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2013
November 11, 2013
November 13, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Can we help you? Bear: Good morning. I'm Burt the Bear. I just moved in next door. I just wanted to let you know that I'll be sleeping for the next four months. Then I'll wake up, be hungry, and probably eat you. Pig: It's so nice to know where you stand with your neighbors.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Burt is one butt-ugly bear.
Trollbridge almost 11 years ago
Not all bears are given the first name “Teddy”, nor do they all deserve it.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Burt is quite forthright, and forthcoming.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Burt’s really gonna miss the woods…
arye uygur almost 11 years ago
Pig, Rat, Zebra and Goat sure live in a dangerous neighborhood.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Does this mean that Bob the Neighbor has finally moved on? Does Burt have family? WWRD (yeah; what will Rat do)? Pig is just way too trusting….
tfreim912 almost 11 years ago
I would invite the crocs to house sit that day, tell them dinner is coming…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I know where you stand with those neighbors, Pig.
As far away as you can.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
I wonder if the lions still live in the neighborhood. Because then their neighbors would be lions and crocs and bears (oh my)!
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Burt needs to work off that beer belly… Probably got it from doing Hamm’s commericals back in the day…
sarah413 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
If you go out of the house today you’d better be in disguise. If you go out of the house today you’re in for a big surprise, ‘cause every bear that ever there was is gathered there together because today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
bgby4884 almost 11 years ago
Sounds like the government!
JoeyCooler777 almost 11 years ago
I wonder if Pastis will remember Burt in 4 months.
dieseldude almost 11 years ago
It’s good to have honest neighbours these days, at least you know where they stand.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
I’m confused. Someone moved in next door and his name isn’t Bob.
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
Good move Burt. You just told them that they must kill you in your sleep.
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
Bears and bacon, mmm mmm good!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Perhaps Burt’ll wake up something like 2:08 into this (click image to play, source page):
Number Three almost 11 years ago
That’s a settling thought.xxx
madvirgo almost 11 years ago
In that case, LGD has something(and someone)to look forward to in spring..and when I say look forward to, I mean look forward through his sight on his RPG unit, as he instantly makes a ‘orso fricassee’.
7catsrule almost 11 years ago
@asleethBest. Coment. Today…
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
There goes the neighborhood!
Lil_Beast about 4 years ago
That bear be fat!