Red and Rover by Brian Basset for October 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Rover: Well, have you finally decided what we're going to be for Halloween? Red: Not yet. I wish I knew for sure which type of costume brings home the most candy scary, funny, or safe and boring? Rover: Isn't there a government grant you can apply for to study that? Red: Dunno. But if there isn't, there sure should be.
Catfeet Premium Member about 11 years ago
I can just hear it now—“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you choose a Halloween costume!” Now, that would be scary!
Me3000 about 11 years ago
doesn’t matter how much candy you get it’ll be gone by sept 1st anyway
hippogriff about 11 years ago
If not, the Halloween Costume Manufacturers Association is ready to spend a million dollars in a lobbying effort to get one.`
tigerchik32 about 11 years ago
My problem isn’t what to wear, its finding what I want in my size. Everything is usually in Med.
Squirrelchaser about 11 years ago
This is really a no-brainer if you think about it. Who is typically in charge of giving out candy (especially in Red’s day)? The Mom, and Moms (and women in general) go for cute everytime. Sure, the mean guy living in that apartment will grunt and give you a tootsie roll, but the women will swoon and fill your bag.
K M about 11 years ago
If there isn’t, there will be before the next debt ceiling debacle happens.