Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 28, 2013
October 27, 2013
October 29, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Dakota looks terrible. Marigold: That is not her. That is a goblin. It is likely they have Dakota. Phoebe: You're SURE that's not Dakota? Marigold: Yes. Phoebe: Darn. Marigold: I am sorry.
Well good to have that cleared up. Part of me is with Phoebe..Darn. But part of me looks at the readers who were right, she was kidnapped. Now should we expect an epic hair battle as Dakota kicks but? Or did her winning personality make her queen of the goblins? Or is she right now have and tied to a stick because Dana likes shaving things?
Well I made 3 predictions for Dakota she fights back, she gets made queen or she gets shaved and tossed aside now my prediction for Phoebe I see her going threw some kind of rabbit burrow behind a walk in closest of sorts, finding a path way made of some sort of yellowish brick work then having to navigate a large maze like place and finally she encounters David Bowie and with the help of Johnny Depp and James Franco she distracts him, grabs a rather unthankful Dakota and takes her home only to find out that her VLOG has enough hits to rival a cat video as that Goblin has become more internet famous then Dakota. Next week she tries and fails to keep the pro-goblin audience by dressing in costume.
possibility 4 on Dakota’s side she could be in a goblin costume also and was taken home by Goblin parents who mistook her for there own child. I seen that happen before in TV and movies, it could be kind of adorable actuality.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Darn indeed. We, the readers, so thought that was Dakota yesterday.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 11 years ago
Let’s hope that Dakota has not eaten the fruit of the Goblin Market…http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174262
Neo Stryder about 11 years ago
I wonder why the goblins wants Dakota, if is to make her their queen, they must think she’s just like them… if that’s the case, I think the same.
sheplives about 11 years ago
Oh… goblins.
I knew there had to be some rational explanation [:)]
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Well good to have that cleared up. Part of me is with Phoebe..Darn. But part of me looks at the readers who were right, she was kidnapped. Now should we expect an epic hair battle as Dakota kicks but? Or did her winning personality make her queen of the goblins? Or is she right now have and tied to a stick because Dana likes shaving things?
nerdhoof about 11 years ago
The gobble-uns’ll git you ef you don’t watch out!http://www.poetry-archive.com/r/little_orphant_annie.html
Masterius about 11 years ago
My wife and I have been saying “Blart!” to each other since Sunday. ::grins::
sheplives about 11 years ago
Inspired by the movie, "Paul BLAART!, Mall Goblin’? :)
Q4horse about 11 years ago
Its the unicorns fault. They started crossing between worlds and now the goblins are doing it.
Hugh Manatee about 11 years ago
Ooooh, a mystical, magical, mystery during Halloween week!
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
Life is full of disappointments Phoebe. The goblins are definitely tech savvy, anyway.
ewalnut about 11 years ago
If that’s not Dakota, why does it have her hair?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
To bad for Dakota.Would a physical transformation be considered an “Altered State of Consciousness”?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’m afraid that is her.
dogday Premium Member about 11 years ago
Well, if Marigold says so it must be so. Personally I thought Dakota’s true personality had just been revealed by her magical hair.
Mataata about 11 years ago
I just noticed Marigold’s scarf and legwarmers. <3
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Well I made 3 predictions for Dakota she fights back, she gets made queen or she gets shaved and tossed aside now my prediction for Phoebe I see her going threw some kind of rabbit burrow behind a walk in closest of sorts, finding a path way made of some sort of yellowish brick work then having to navigate a large maze like place and finally she encounters David Bowie and with the help of Johnny Depp and James Franco she distracts him, grabs a rather unthankful Dakota and takes her home only to find out that her VLOG has enough hits to rival a cat video as that Goblin has become more internet famous then Dakota. Next week she tries and fails to keep the pro-goblin audience by dressing in costume.
possibility 4 on Dakota’s side she could be in a goblin costume also and was taken home by Goblin parents who mistook her for there own child. I seen that happen before in TV and movies, it could be kind of adorable actuality.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Oopps wait, forgot my closing movie reference, its just part of Dana’s story, hope its never ending!
kennethcwarren64 about 11 years ago
@Dana Thanks for reading our posts, hope they give you as much joy as your characters give us.
Kali39 about 11 years ago
So, what do goblins want with Dakota? And how much will they have to pay for Phoebe to take her back?
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
I figured on a 50% chance that the imp (as I saw it) was never Dakota. The suspicious sign was a hint.
DavidHurley Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t be so sad Phoebe.
Weapon Brown about 11 years ago
Oh-ho-hooo, so this WASN’T just some random flight of fancy!
http://ribnose.deviantart.com/art/Dakota-And-The-Goblins-400019199
Pusheen the Cat over 4 years ago
I woud get a goblin 2 pose for me so i woudent have 2 go 2 school