That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 31, 2013

Nice outfit! I especially like the lion accessory.

Who knew you could wear 2 lutes as shorts?

Big pimpin’n it…pumpkin style

Those silicone hip implants don’t do a thing for his skinny legs.

“Just because my pockets are bulging, it doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m pleased to see you.”

Somebody try to make me wear a tutu skirt and I’d release Leo and flash the ‘Hawaiian good luck sign’ myself even if it is 31 Oct.

Going as Michael Jackson is so 90’s….

depends markets its new “flatus-inflatus-interruptus” gas control line

Ya know, just because someone puts on a fake mustache doesn’t necessarily mean he’s “dressed for Hallowen”.

The real trick is his momma dressed him

Do these pants make my a$$ look fat ?

Modestly enlarged image can be found here, or at the only work, that mentions this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.John of Austria (link shows his Wikipedia page) is shown, with different coloration maybe-click-to-enlarge and humongous images, by its current-location page (Google translated).The attribution at the earlier here link changed to Juan Pantoja de la Cruz a couple years after the blog entry; so don’t blame Mr. Melcher for having it wrong. In an odd coincidence, the only time Mr. Melcher has used that artist here, so far, the painting was attributed to yet another artist.This artist did paint at least 2 John of Austria portraits, this, found here (Google translated), and this, found here. His Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).P.S. The actual color of Daniel’s garment in yesterday’s painting is shown by the last different coloration image, as also shown by its current-location page (that the current-location e-mailed me about today).

Ooh! A pretty ballerina!

Hearty LOL!

excuse me, but do these shorts make my ass look big?

Well, at least those balloon shorts are useful for holding his dagger.

NObody will pat down this shoplifter.

Those ballooning shorts hide your codpiece, sweetie!

He should have gotten a breast plate with bigger cups…

WHOA! What size are those? Double-Fs????

A breast plate and neck guard, but everything else is exposed. This guy is easy pickins in a fight.

Is he wearing pantaballoons?

I teach American Colonial history, and when the boys snicker about knee breeches, I whip out this or a picture of James I, he of the KJV Bible. Generally shuts them up.

The original Red Sox uniform, while eye catching, was poorly suited to sliding.