Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 05, 2013

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    No one compares to, him, that’s for sure…Especially not Cider Boy over there… I heard he was actually kicked off the football team because he was juicin’

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Started hanging out with seedy characters….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    They’ve had several dates…. I know she admires his zest…

    She told me he’s a real peach, and she’s bananas over him

    …but she’s obviously bad at picking boyfriends….he’s a rotten choice.

    Can’t she see that he’s lying under the tree?

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    jmcx4  about 11 years ago

    You commenters certainly squeezed all the seedy puns out of this one.

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    drose57 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Go, Orange!

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 11 years ago

    He wants to be the apple of her eye.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    …and then he joined the navy and learned to speak Mandarin before he was transferred to Valencia.

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    kaecispopX  about 11 years ago

    Her, “Orange you something!”

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    Godfreydaniel  about 11 years ago

    Pelt that liar with rotten tomatoes or hand grenades (you know, pineapples!)

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Funny how he didn’t mention getting suspended for juicing.

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    buick322  about 11 years ago

    Sure, I remember him. He played in the Orange Bowl where they all look the same.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Later she went bananas over somebody else and split.

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    The Rolling Cat  about 11 years ago

    Next he’ll be telling her that he’s a Supreme. Oh, wait…

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