Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 24, 2013
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Arlo: I read that exercise, while good for you, isn't necessarily an effective weight-loss strategy! Janis: I don't believe that! Arlo: Well, who walks every day and complains she can't lose weight? Arlo: Mark Twain said education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. Janis: Thank you for changing the subject!
kenwarnerfordictator about 11 years ago
The most dangerous fights with your wife are the ones that you win.
kenwarnerfordictator about 11 years ago
Let me amend that. The most dangerous fights with your wife are the ones that you THINK you have won!
Varnes about 11 years ago
Exercise can help you keep your weight down, but if you want to loose 30 pounds, you’ve got to eat less….1 piece of toast equals a twenty minute walk….
edclectic about 11 years ago
Some of the most ignorant people I know were well educated.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Ken, I’m single, but I’m pretty sure the most dangerous fight with your wife is any one you have with your wife..Especially the current one….
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Twain wrote lots of good stuffRead it all
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
A few months before my 46th birthday, right at the start of the colder weather, I felt my metabolism slow down, and I’m not hungry for dinner any more. From September to now I lost 18 pounds (175 to 158) and a little more than an inch on my belt. I was wondering what would happen when my metabolism slowed, and if I would heed the warning signs. I also skipped dinner at the end of last winter, so maybe it’s a cold weather thing. I continue to exercise by going on long 16 mile walks on the weekend whenever I can, and the weight doesn’t seem to be affected by which days I do or don’t exercise.
locake about 11 years ago
She would weigh more if she didn’t walk every day. Walking keeps her weight from going up.
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
It also means no makeup, no smiles across the room and no free massages.
James Reddoch Premium Member about 11 years ago
Janis is being the Queen of Denial here. :)
IQTech61 almost 11 years ago
Do a Google search on the word “Attention Scale Addicts Part II” Look at the before and after pictures of this woman.
In both pictures, she weighs exactly the same. Yet I think everyone would agree that the woman on the right looks fabulous.
Ditch the diets. Ditch the scales. Ditch the processed foods. You may not lose weight but contrary to what the diet docs tell you, you will be healthy.