Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2013

When Joe finally gets to move away from this joker, will there be any way of knowing for sure that he exists?

As long as there are trial lawyers does justice exist?

From Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: THE UNIVERSE —Some information to help you live in it...Population: none.It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

The question is, Is there intelligent life ANYWHERE in the universe?

Bob makes good sense there.The so called ‘buyer’ is just the realtor’s attempt to make you think she’s doing her job, instead of just putting an ad on the web and waiting for a new sucker.

Bob never does any electronic banking. He needs to SEE the money.

I wonder how Joe’s glasses can stay on when the earpieces don’t seem to hold them in place; don’t even touch his ears…

How they get twelve people to agree on anything is beyond me……It’s like cat wrangling. One jerk can let a guilty guy walk…..

Quantum buyers, solipsistic observer.

but Bob is really correct, Joe never had a buyer of his house, someone looked and decided no, Joe hasn’t lost anything that he had at an earlier time

I think you can fix a jury to get somebody off, but if you can convince 12 people that somebody is guilty, Dude’s probably guilty….But of course not always…We’ve all heard the horror stories……

Good thing Danae did not witness all that…..

“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. Arthur C Clark

I’ll see your alternative universe and raise you with mine.

This would be funny if it weren’t so horribly true. Sheeple are so blind to logic and reason that Bob’s technique works all too well in real life.

Throw Bob in a room with Danae for a few hours…be sure to lock the door….after a couple of hours with Danae in psyche mode….Bob would need a long vacation to a psyche ward to recover!

You never cease to amaze me, Wiley

Gin and ginger beer?