Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 17, 2010
Transcript:
Sarah Palin: I'm like, okay, God, don't let me miss that cloverleaf! Slow for roadwork, which are man's activities! Prayin' for that outpourin' there of God's spirit, proceed. For findin' solutions to positively affect impacts, again, get in there with that good brakin'! In 500 yards, like, a higher callin' may bring you to, y'know, an exit ramp maybe. If you are so blessed as to get a green light and you have that readiness too, progress your vehicle! And there's that darn full stop that Washington wants you to make also, you know. Man: Outtakes? Toggle: Y-y-yes. Still mes... mesmerized. Palin: Yield? Thanks but not thanks!
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
Sounds like Sarah.
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
God, I hope not.
donboyer almost 15 years ago
Worthless, simply worthless.
josephwgrant almost 15 years ago
Trudeau is so completely WITH-IT, so mind-boggingly (sp) perceptive that he sends me into a an amazing free fall trip.
Yuseff almost 15 years ago
That is definitely Sarah Palin.
Basqueian almost 15 years ago
of course it is Palin, who else is so completely whacko with her wording?
jgcp1 almost 15 years ago
Well, DUH! Of course it’s Sarah! The problem is that, if you make fun of her NOW, she might not get elected and you’ll miss an opportunity for at least four years of great strips. Don’t kill the goose (metaphorically speaking, of course).
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
Let’s move to Mexico if she’s elected. Haiti might be good, too.
florchi almost 15 years ago
Sarah giving driving directions? A Pulitzer-Prize-winning columnist recently wrote, “you need a GPS and a Sherpa to get through Sarah Palin’s winding utterances.”
KEA almost 15 years ago
Preacher turned politician is redundant.
Ermine Notyours almost 15 years ago
They must not have much traffic in Alaska.
anne-marie hunter almost 15 years ago
Fer Lefer, Many people in our country are ecstatic with Sarah Palin - at least for comedy’s sake :)
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
make a right turn here….you betcha!
wink
Randy Busch Premium Member almost 15 years ago
There’s any doubt that that was Palin?
rayannina almost 15 years ago
The scariest part is that at no point does Trudeau identify the speaker … yet we all knew exactly who it was.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
I have too much respect for the brain damaged to post what came to mind ; )
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
fbjsr: the great thing is, I’m sure you believe that. Astonishing. I hope this wasn’t too attack-y.
mancocapac almost 15 years ago
Unfortunately, anything that doesn’t completely agree with fbjsr is going to be seen as an attack.
The reason she is ridiculed is because she is a joke. Republicans should be ashamed she is so associated with them.
niarja almost 15 years ago
Agreed, mancocapac
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
Ya just gotta drive right through those road defenses!
Alabama Al almost 15 years ago
How subtle. Nowhere in the strip does Trudeau state who is speaking on the tape, or any personal information concerning the speaker at all (references to gender, residency, etc.) Yet most of the readers picked up on the speaker’s probable identity rather quickly.
napaeric almost 15 years ago
Those are just the outtakes, can’t wait for the actual driving directions. Very, very good.
DoctorDan almost 15 years ago
fbjsr - I don’t fear Sarah in the sense that I seriously believe she’ll be elected, because I’m very confident she won’t. But the fact that there are people who take her seriously scares me very much.
I realize that this sense of being besieged on all sides is an important part of the whole far-right psche (have to be alert to anything that could possibly be interpreted as an insult, right?), but as mancocapac correctly pointed out, being disagreed with is not the same as being attacked.
alviebird almost 15 years ago
I’m no fan of Palin, but I have to ask; could she really be any worse than what we’ve had for the last decade or so? Sure, she’s a joke, but aren’t Bush and Obama, too?
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Just for fun, here’s an artist’s excellent rendition of Ms. Palin, from, of all places, the Daily Galaxy science report.
Get ‘em, Sarah
DoctorDan almost 15 years ago
Can she be any worse? You betcha, she can.
Akenta almost 15 years ago
The “Thanks, but no Thanks” is from Sarah - when she claimed to turn down some government money.
1148559 almost 15 years ago
I have to admit that Sarah was not a name that came to my mind when I read the strip… but then I am not obsessed with her.
If she were ever elected president, I very much doubt we would have a full four years.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
“One thing that Americans do at this time, also, though, is let’s commit ourselves just everyday American people, Joe Six Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say ‘Never Again.’ Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those managing our money and loaning us these dollars.”
RinaFarina almost 15 years ago
What’s scary about Sarah Palin is that there are enough Americans who would vote for her, that you can’t say it’s absolutely impossible for her to become president.
omg I’m beginning to sound like her shriek!!
after all, they did put Bush in power for eight years. And altho I do like Obama, even people who don’t like him have to admit that Bush makes Obama look good by contrast.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
It’s very windy in Tulsa again today…
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Still prefer Major Major Major (see Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, or buy it).
My senior High School English teacher was Sergeant Smith, who never made it past sergeant; but neither did I. (Apropos of nothing.)
We really need to fix our educational system, so we can get past obsessing on these airhead hot chicks and vicious punks, who shouldn’t ever be allowed near the levers of power. A functionally sixth-grade education isn’t enough for administering a nation; the rest of the world gets that.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
I have the “Catch-22” movie, pbarnrob, but I’ve often suspected I have it only to watch Paula Prentiss on that raft. I know, that is sick! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry… (That WAS an amazing sight in those days…)
sunnydog almost 15 years ago
ID yourself or id yourself or have a laff; I like it……. mr. trudeau ; you are one fine polarizer, and all the other words that start with P.